What would Hamlet be like if it had been written by Dr. Seuss? Justin Moran wrote a one-act play summarizing Shakespeare’s masterpiece in this manner.

Not sure about this poem ? Is it his?

GREEN EGGS AND HAMLET
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I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.

This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's married my dear sweet mother.

Would I, could I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?

Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?

Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?

Shoot myself or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?

To shuffle off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.

Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?

To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.

Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?

This line of thought takes consideration-
Tho' just a prince, I'm king of procrastination.