Posted by lemonshirt on Sep 24, 2009.

Perplexed in Cambridge

The city of Cambridge never ceases to amaze me. Specially when it comes to its asymmetric approach to traffic and parking violation enforcement. Often when driving through Cambridge, I've been witness to countless traffic violations, ranging from cars speeding or running red lights or stops signs to cyclists riding on sidewalks or riding the wrong way on a one way street to pedestrians jaywalking. Yet enforcement of these traffic violations by the city has been, unfortunately, sporadic and ineffective, to say the least.

Conversely, the enforcement level of parking violations is in a league of its own. Here, curiously, the city applies rules and regulations in a ruthless and efficient manner that verges on the point of absurdity. Just when you thought you'd figured out how to comply with all the different parking rules and how to parse all the ambiguous parking signs to avoid being ticketed, along comes yet another obscure and obsolete parking regulation that defies any logic and rationality.

Case in point: Municipal Parking Lot on Bishop Allen Drive behind the Harvest Cooperative Supermarket. To much of my surprise, I got ticketed there after 6pm. Not because I didn't feed the meter -- it's free after 6pm -- but because I backed into a parking spot. How could this have happened? Well, inadvertently, I had overlooked a poorly displayed sign that reads:

Head-On Parking Only (watch video)

As it turns out, I'm not the only one scratching my head in disbelief. While googling for the meaning of Head-On Parking, I came across a post from another, equally perplexed, citizen who got ticketed for the very same reason and couldn't figure out why. As someone in the comments section notes, a possible reason for banning Back-Up Parking could be to allow for license plates to be read. In my opinion, this doesn't make sense since front plates are required in Massachusetts by law. Moreover, there are two municipal parking lots further down the street on Bishop Allen Drive where Back-Up Parking is allowed.

So, I asked two parking meter attendants, as they were making their rounds, if they could enlighten me. Neither one of them had a clue. Finally, I called up the director of Parking, Traffic and Transportation of the city of Cambridge, Susan Clippinger. She gave me the following explanation, and I'm paraphrasing: whenever parking meters are positioned in the center of the parking perimeter sides facing the wall there is a danger for people hitting them when backing up.

Why, then, one might ask, were the parking meters positioned in such a way in the first place? And why do citizen's have to pay for parking lot design flaws? Why hasn't it been fixed? I have a sneaky suspicion that there is a certain unwillingness on the city's part to fix something that generates easy revenue. Unfortunately, the aggressiveness of parking enforcement is looking more and more like a regressive taxation scheme to shore up the city's budget. Cambridge doesn't seem to be an isolated case, though. Recently, the Somerville Voices Blog launched an initiative to fund an investigative reporting project related to Somerville's Parking Tickets. Maybe we should do the same here in Cambridge. I'm sure there are plenty of Cambridge neighbors who are willing to share their parking ticket stories.

Comments

Well, I'm confused. Doesn't head on parking mean pulling in with the front, or hood, of the car next to the parking meter? The signs on the film say "Head On Parking Only" and it looks like that's what all the cars are doing. Am I missing something? (Actually, too, old cars like mine only have rear license plates because when the state introduced the requirement of front and rear plates it grandfathered in the rear-only ones rather than go to the expense of replacing all of them).

Oops, my mistake. Corrected. Thanks for pointing it out!

When you have a director of Traffic and Parking who is not a qualified traffic engineer, but rather a qualified social worker, some odd things seem to happen. Take for instance, the case of a few accidents where pedestrians were hit by people turning right on green lights. The response of Cambridge Traffic and Parking was to institute a policy of no right on red throughout the city.

Or the no trucks signs pointing the wrong way so that truckers would have to be looking in their side mirrors to see them. Or the "art rotary".

You would think that an administrator with a degree in social work would at least be able to eliminate a climate of sexual harassment in the workplace, but according to the complaints on record that is not the case either.

On the subject of Head On Parking Only, I have only two words. Revenue enhancement.

Submitted by Anonymous on

Just warned a guy who was backing into one of Lot 4 parking spots a few minutes ago. Needless to say, he was totally confused and, of course, had not seen the sign. He thanked me profusely ;-)

Anonymous comment above is a lemonshirt comment.

Submitted by Anonymous on

I thought I could pay my ticket online or by phone with just my plate number. Turns out that they won't allow that. However; if you have multiple tickets you can look them all up with your citation number.

The citation number is linked to your plate number.

So if you lose your ticket you have to wait to receive a citation by mail and incur an extra fee charge to pay it online.

That sucks.

Submitted by Anonymous on

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